PORNO 8-TRACKS

VARIOUS ARTISTS – PORNO 8-TRACKS (197?)

I forget which other blog I originally got this from (an increasingly common phenomenon with me, symptoms since I’ve long since stopped keeping track of which blogs fold and which ones have newly cropped up), link but suffice to say it was the find of the week, patient whichever week it was!

I like to picture the writers of these things as perpetually hunched over a Smith-Conora, their greasy hair matted down to their bulbous skulls, cigarettes dangling from their parched lips, their Coke-bottle glasses hanging perilously at the tip of their sweaty schnozzes, feverishly banging out these scripts in one pass over the course of a dismal, fetid evening in their scuzzy cold-water tenement flats. It’s either that, or they’re young, handsome, and reclining at poolside whilst lazily dictating the smutty dialogue into a microcassette recorder for their secretary to later transcribe.

Porno 8-Tracks! (ZIP file)

This entry was posted in Album Sharity. Bookmark the permalink.

94 Responses to PORNO 8-TRACKS

  1. BEN says:

    dude…believe it or not….i’ve been looking for porno music… you nailed it!

  2. I think they may have originally been at the wonderful, but now dormant Dinosaur Gardens or at least that’s where I found them. I think they were posted by Trademark G. of The Evolution Control Committee.

    Many links are still active there, but nothing new has been posted there for years.

  3. Glow in the Dark Flea Collar says:

    I wish I still had a radio show
    because of this wonderful stuff
    Tanx

  4. I think I must have died and entered 70s pornotopia heaven…an audio rip of an 8 Track skin-flick?! Thats what the net is built for! If you check out the link above you will find another five examples….oh sweet mustacheoed leather pants wearing jesus, this is all too much for me, I may have to lie down!

    Mucho thanks goes to the poster and reading the link to Dinosaur Gardens, the rip definitely comes from this site originally as he has a nice story of how he bought said 8-Track skinflicks from the kind of human being who sadly is always in very short supply!

  5. tried this one the other night… it worked nice. Thanks for the killer tunes!